But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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