I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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