when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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