What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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