Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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