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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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