so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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