You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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