I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
