how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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