Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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