Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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