You really coming over, don't trick.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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