I am puke
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sext me about skeletons
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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