: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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