Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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