Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
