Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
