But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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