This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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