I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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