We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
How's work?
Spinning.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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