Well apparently he's into motor boating.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
