but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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