Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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