She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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