I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm jealous of your bromance
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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