Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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