...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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