Please, let me fuck your mom
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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