How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
