remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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