I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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