You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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