Dual....:-)
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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