Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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