Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize