okay pat passed out under dana's car
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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