So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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