Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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