Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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