I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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