Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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