was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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