dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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