? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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