i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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