I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
