i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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