so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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